Monday, September 19, 2005

Forget Home Schooling, The Christian Thing To Do Now Is Home Churching!

Although I know that this article isn't true (it does come from The Onion, after all), I can definitely see some people from the church I worked at in Dallas actually jumping on board with this idea. After all, they were all about controlling everything about their kids anyway, why not control what they learn at church by churching them by themselves?

3 comments:

Mike said...

"licentiousness" ? Now i am not judging the educational background of your average Alambama or Georgia resident, but "licentiousness" ? Seriously, most of these people couldn't spell the word let alone pronounce it. And what is up with this guy:
"As long as my Caleb grows up understanding pestilence, sin, massacres, and to eternally fear the wrath of our Lord—and not this warm and fuzzy 'universal brotherhood' crap—then I've done right by Jesus."

maybe he has a different translation of the bible as the one i read, but did Christ really have a hatefilled, judgemental agenda when he brough "good news" to the people?

Good thing Paul and the other apostles did not focus all their attention on separating themselves from the world and holing up in the woods.

I am almost driven to the point of screaming when i think of the fact that i am painted with the same brush as pat robertson, bennie hinn, and these wackos....

Adam said...

Mike - it's not a true story. It's from the Onion, a satirical newspaper.

Although I'm sure it really does happen - but this is just a humorous article from The Onion.

Rochelle said...

This is a scary thought but I wouldn't put it past some people to have that much influence over their kids
I liked their description of Veggie Tales "watching occult videos of bewitched talking vegetables" :)