Sunday, October 18, 2026

Dress Code For The Apocalypse - A Poem

When the town sirens begin to wail,
choose a flattering neckline.

Ash is falling, yes,
but there is no reason
to make a scene.

In the final days,
hemlines should remain respectful.
No one wants to see desperation
displayed above the knee.

Should the oceans climb the stairs, 
the power grid fail,
or the birds drop from telephone wires
like black punctuation,
take a moment before evacuating
to ask yourself
what message this outfit sends.

Smoke can be terribly aging.
Try not to squint. 

When fleeing the blast radius,
select sensible shoes.
Something that says
"I may be outrunning catastrophe,
but I was raised properly."

In the event your rights
are stripped for parts
and sold back to you
as tradition,
avoid clashing accessories.

A woman should be many things
at the end of the world.
Thin enough to disappear
into the smoke,
warm enough to shelter others,
soft enough not to frighten the men
still calling any broad-shouldered shadow
against the fire
leadership.

Should your house collapse,
exit gracefully.
Should your country do the same,
avoid language
that could make dinner awkward.

When men in expensive suits
set the future on fire
and ask for patience
while it burns,
under no circumstances
should you look angry.

Keep your mouth pleasant
while stitching the torn hem
of one more century
ripped open by men
who mistook dominance
for vision.

Stand nicely
at the edge of the crater.
Smooth your skirt.
Tuck one loose strand
behind your ear.
Thank everyone for their concern.

Fold your terror
into smaller shapes.

Call it grace,
that ancient instruction
to look lovely
beside the wreckage.

When dragging the living
out of the blaze,
bend at the knees.

Should someone's blood
soak through your skirt,
turn the stain
away from the cameras.

The men responsible
are coming down
to inspect the damage.

Wipe your hands
before shaking theirs.

- Threads user



Saturday, October 10, 2026

The Best Five Minute Speech on Data Centers You'll See

 If there's one thing that's crystal clear about all the hubbub when it comes to data centers, it's this: 

It's really challenging to cut through all the information and misinformation and disinformation on data centers. What are they? What do they really do? Can you cool them in different ways besides the precious resource of water? How loud can they get? Why do city and community leaders keep wanting to have companies build them in their areas? What do regular citizens get out of these data centers?

It's super confusing. And it's hard to know where to look.

One other thing that's crystal clear is that regular citizens do not want these data centers in their backyard or in their communities. A national poll recently showed that people would rather have halfway houses and nuclear energy facilities near them than data centers.

And yet civic authorities continue to do shady stuff in order to attract data centers to their towns and counties.

To cut through all the crap, it's important to find people who clearly articulate why we don't want them, and why we are asking communities to stop foisting them upon us. Or at least slow down and let us catch up to the technology.

A woman named Katie, from Lexington KY, has spoke up at her city council meetings every time data centers is on the agenda. She's smart, articulate, and can help you understand in five minutes the anger and fear so many people have about this subject.

Her best five minute speech is the one below. Check it out!

Why We Don't Want Data Centers