Demotivational Posters

I'm working on a short talk for a See You At The Pole Rally, and to open I'm going with my big home-run I have used often: the demotivational poster series. They're like those motivational posters that you can buy to motivate you at work, but they don't motivate you at all. They may make you laugh, and they may actually be true, but they don't motivate you to do your job well. Here are a few of my favorites.